Let me count the ways

Animal Crackers, How Do I Love Thee?

In no particular order...

• Your satisfying crunch
• Your fun animal shapes
• Your more fun misshapen animal shapes
• Your light, sweet deliciousness
• Your ability to withstand dietary fads despite being made of enriched flour, sugar, partially hydrogenated oils, high fructose corn syrup, and other lesser ingredients
• The smiles on all of the animals' faces, even ones who probably can't smile in real life
• Your ability to meld in flavor with milk, coffee, tea and even water
• The way you cling to my molars, providing me with invaluable tooth-digging opportunities
• Your gram of fiber
• The way people take me less seriously when I'm eating your fun shapes
• Your fun circus wagon packaging (although my current package is just a bag)
• Your bloggibility
• The way your finest qualities are so listable
• The way you look good indoors and out
• and so on

Thanks for listening while I ate my afternoon snack. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Good night and good luck,
Old Coot