To All the Baby's Mamas

Well Cooterinos, sensing that my life could use a boost in the woman department, a good chum of mine of "Corbett Report" fame passed along a little love quiz. This is no Woman's Day quiz or something out of an Oprah publication; this is the real deal. I answered the questions as honestly as I could (which was completely honestly) and hit the "Find Your Super Lover Now" button.

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My Ideal Woman

This woman is a little older than I am, and at the moment I'm not sure whether she's divorced or widowed. She has two children and has lived a hard life. It's her ability to overcome adversity that I think makes us such a good match.

Her parents were both killed when she was younger, and she's had at least one miscarraige. Her marriage was often stressed by her childbearing difficulties, and at one point she totally lost it and went to the dark side. Since then, she's overcome great adversity and I can only assume is looking to settle down with a nice guy like me.


Did you see those butt dimples? That is one fine piece of ace! Her profile even mentions that she has clothing made of unstable particles so that she can easily turn them invisible. BO-NUS!

The Love Quiz also matched me up with Ms. Marvel, but her (ahem) 'womanly attributes' are a little too much for me. The third place runner up is a hot young vixen named Araña. I'm not sure she's old enough for me, but if things don't work out with Invisible Woman I might have to give Araña a jingle.

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Big Ups again for MC, the master of ceremonies and bestselling author of "The Corbett Report" for bringing this quiz to my attention.

Editor's Note: 100% of printed copies of "The Corbett Report" sold within the first 15 minutes, they were literally still hot off the press. "The Corbett Report" is not printed by Old Coot Productions or any of its subsidiaries..

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Over and Out,
Old Coot